Back In The Village

I think I may of found a winner in the "why the FUCK are you writing to me" catagory for these personal ad things. This one comes via yahoo personals.

thanks for being on yahoo - if you were not I may have never got the chance to met you !

if I look like someone you may like to get to know then you know what to do ! if not have a great day and enjoy !

thanks again !

we do live most of the year in kihei maui ! ever been there ??

I was like "we" then I read down his profile.

not looking for a woman that enjoys the bars and that type of life style ! been ther done that ! love the out doors and enjoy camping and gold panning every summer ! I may be young to say I am retired yet after the loss of my wife I found it to be more important to be ther for my son`s then running the family business ! hope that makes sence ? looking forward to chatting with you !

He likes !'s. But wait.. it gets better!

Education: High School Grad
Income: $100,000 to $149,999
Smokes: Smokes often
Drinks: Doesn't drink
Living: With kids, Family and friends visit often
Religion: Christian
Services: Monthly

WHY! WHY! WHY! Am I not getting any normal guys messaging me. Why am I only getting the freaks of the world. Did he look at my profile at all?

I'm up way to early.
I got to get on the scale yesterday, I lost 4 out of the 5 burning man pounds. So i'm back to 149. Glenn and I went up to costco yesterday and I picked up some healthyish foods for me to really kick ass at this biggest loser thing. It starts tomorrow.

For the rest of the day, I want to get over to goodwill, fred meyer and I hope to move my desk to the other side of the room. We will see what I actually get accomplished.