Out on the Tiles

I'm floundering here. Citibank is completely ruining my life. Want to donate to a good cause.. that cause being me?

Anyone? Couple bucks my way?

So.. Glenn and I had automatic bill pay thru our citibank account. Well they disabled it for no reason. Seriously. I asked them. They didnt know why they closed it. ALl they could say was Sorry. So now they sent me to collections. Ruining my somewhat good credit. ANd I have no way out of it. None of this was my fault. So here i am in collections and trying to figure out what I can sell besides myself. OOH! I can sell a kidney, those have to be worth something right?

I'm considering wiping out what little savings I have to pay off the collections place.

Anyone want to make a donation to me? I'm a charity now.

This whole morning I've been having breathing troubles. My heart is just racing. For a while i thought I was having a heart attack.

Any fairy gothmothers out there want to help this slightly young girl out of a jam.
I'm gonna figure out how to put a paypal button in. Maybe some random acts of people stopping by my little blog will toss a buck or two my way. Or maybe I will start begging on the street, selling "real change" or something in my spare time.

Feel free to email me if you have any suggestions how to get the fuck out of this mess.